Mr. Roger's staple. The yellow cardi. Shown here, three GENIUS ways.

Vans - they're just Vans. How many different ways can you wear Vans?

Ya scour and search for really great, innovative knitting patterns and you end up with Intestine Backpack or Devo Gone Mad.
Whip It. Whip it good doesn't sound like such a bad idea right about here and now.